SEATTLE, WA – Following a divorce with his wife of 25 years, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos will launch an exhaustive search for eligible new wife candidates from all over North America.
Bezos plans to invest more than $66 billion in “a real connection” with his new partner, which he says will be “way hotter than that bitch MacKenzie.”
To find the perfect match, Bezos is inviting women from all over the country to submit a proposal based document listed on Amazon’s website.
In the document, Bezos is asking for 5 headshots, a cat or dog preference, and a short blurb about what they like to do for fun.
To begin a lifetime of happiness as soon as possible, Bezos wants a timetable of “Phase 1”, outlining when the first “spark” in the relationship is expected.
Bezos clearly stated that consent to a prenuptial agreement would be the greatest determining factor.
An inside source reports that Bezos currently has his eyes set on two candidates from New York and Northern Virginia.