What You Need To Know: BangBros & Miami Dolphins

The porn site BangBros has bid $10 million on the naming rights for the Miami Dolphins stadium. Keep reading for a summary of what we know so far.

Key Points:

  • To be named Stadium of the Dolphins, or “STD” for short
  • BangBros to build a live exhibit where fans can ride a Dolphin
  • Must be 18 or over to enter
  • First became interested after seeing QB Josh Rosen getting no protection
  • Games will be broadcast under “Amateur” category
  • San Francisco denied a similar request after discovering they would become the 69ers
  • Transportation for elderly will be provided in the form of 30-passenger BangBuses
  • Fans will still enter each game with excitement and leave with shame
  • Following their lead, Zootube bid for the rights to the Cleveland Browns Dawg Pound
  • Brings new meaning to telling the visiting team to “go fuck yourselves”
  • Halftime shows to be performed by famed artists Johnny Sins and Nikki Benz with surprise appearances by Tommy Gun, Ron Jeremy, and Danny Mountain
  • BangBros announced plans to have “Couples Night” throughout the season where fans are encouraged to bring their significant others, or as Floridians call them: mom
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