The Lupica Factor has obtained a copy of a holiday flyer currently circulating in North Korea. The contents can be seen below. Viewer discretion is advised.
Ceremony Schedule
16:00-17:00 Military Demonstration
17:00-19:00 Waiting In Silence
19:00-20:00 Jong-Claus arrives to light the missile
Pyongyang is a city filled with holiday spirit. Each year for over 40 years our nation has attempted to launch the holiday season with a warhead. For the first time ever, come see our supreme leader dressed as Santa light the missile!
Ring in the holidays when Jong-Claus arrives on a transporter-erector-launcher (TEL) carrying the Hwasong-16 ballistic missile. Forced labor crafting, food and dessert rations, and executions of Americans who crossed our border provide an evening of fun for the whole family. Snacks and goodies available upon swearing allegiance to our eternal leader.
The Lupica Factor 
